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I still miss Nicole Kidman's red hair -- can anyone explain to me why she and Lindsay Lohan refuse to return to the hair color that both flatters them best and truly sets them apart? I realize red is expensive...

Um, here's the thing. I've seen lots of pictures of Anne Hathaway in my time, right? Did she always look so...rabbit-y? I'm pretty sure the answer is no. Which makes me wonder if perhaps her rather over-bite-y expression here is...

Oh, dang it, Amy Grant appears to be thinking. I totally didn't mean to wear this out of the house. What can I do to distract people from my summer weight Texas Tuxedo? I know. I'll do The Robot. But...

Why must Lucy Davis make life such a roller-coaster? I don't like roller-coasters. Well, okay, I can do Space Mountain and The Matterhorn and Thunder Mountain, and all those other fairly wimpy coasters, and I can cope with a log...

God, I wonder if we can we stop for a second. I'm getting a nasty crick in my back. I'm sitting here rubbing my freaking BACK in the middle of a photo shoot and nobody even cares. Whoever told me...

Beloved Intern George, I'm not really fugging you. I promise we're not mad at you. We could NEVER be mad at you, unless, I suppose, we found out you'd been eating babies in your spare time, but I'm confident that...

I have a couple of questions about Mary-Kate Olsen's look here. 1) Is that a man's Hanes tee shirt, or one of the super expensive tee shirts from her fashion line, The Row? 2) If it IS one of the...

This is Calico Cooper. Under most circumstances, this is where I would comment that the cat I had in elementary school was named Calico. She was also a calico cat. I named her myself. At 7 years old, I was...

Of course. Of COURSE Carrot Top wears manpris (and deploys finger-guns). Why WOULDN'T he wear something douchey? I almost feel comforted, like there is one true thing I can cling to during this time of global turmoil. Although... from this...

Natasha Bedingfield is apparently on some kind of Fug Goodwill Tour, as she's appearing all sort of places looking rather the worse for wear: I would have KILLED for this outfit in eighth grade. It would have slid so nicely...